Telephony

The phone can be a useful tool to 'link' two people together. I don't really know how, but I'm sure it involves some duct tape and string or something.

Little Timmy

Little Timmy always loved it when I would pretend the spoon is an airplane and fly it into his mouth. But if tears are any sign of happiness, I think he liked it more when I would crash the plane into the table and tell him that there was no way anyone could of survived that fiery inferno.