Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Mike's Mind - "Security Envelopes"

My box of envelopes has "security envelopes" written on on it. I don't see what is so secure about them. Just because they're blue on the inside they are supposed to hide my personal information? It could be the darkest shade of night, but it's still just paper.

That's why I keep all my envelopes secure with powdered sugar. One look at that white stuff and no one is touching my envelopes. Private, yet tasty.

-Mike Marquardt

4 Comments:

OpenID Xfilemm15M said...

So it's supposed to be no one is touching my envelopes. Your a bad web master all my entries are missspeld and r hve type -oos

April 24, 2008 12:06 AM  
Blogger Daniel said...

It's ohK, I think everyone new what u ment.

April 24, 2008 9:49 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

Duly noted.

I wil proofreed yur thoghts befour postin nixt tyme Mike!

April 24, 2008 1:01 PM  
Anonymous Marcus said...

Mikey, you're a weird mother fucker!

May 3, 2008 1:46 PM  

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